Before dry cleaning, clothing was washed by dressing up a phalanx of backyard laundry scarecrows just before thunderstorms. Today's deal lets you do away with sopping strawmen and clean your clothes the new-fashioned way—with science: for $9, you get $30 worth of dry cleaning at your choice of 11 ZOOTS Dry Cleaning locations. After creating an online account, you can use your Groupon for free home pickup and delivery services anywhere within ZOOTS's coverage area. You can also simply call to schedule a pickup.
As a Sanitone Certified Master Drycleaner, ZOOTS earnestly unsoils, unsullies, and unblemishes a vast array of items. Store prices may vary, but dress shirts can be laundered ($2.84 on hangers, $3.34 folded), slacks or pants can be spruced up ($6.74), and two-piece suits can be spic-and-spanned ($14.57). ZOOTS zests up everything from wedding dresses and comforters to area rugs (up to 9’x11’) and draperies. Additional charges may apply to some items, such as special-care fabrics, intricate trims or laces, removable accessories, couture brands, or costumes used during the filming of Little Nemo.
Purple is the new spotless white at ZOOTS, where everything from delivery vans to store signs to dry-cleaning bags is cloaked in royal hues and emblazoned with tinctures of purpure. The ZOOTS Quality Pledge guarantees quality service by promising pressing perfection, free button replacement, free cuff and hem tacking, and free passes to its underground fight club, where employees battle each other with ironing boards to win prize packages of gently used clothes hangers.