Average Joe Dildo Collection with Non-Vibrating, Vibrating, and Self Heating Options

Average Joe Dong Collection

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Average Joe Dong Collection with Non-Vibrating, Vibrating, and Self Heating Options

Shared Features

These features apply to all options.

  • True-to-life sized dong
  • Realistic tip and veined shaft
  • Real-like tight balls
  • Harness compatible suction cup base
  • Waterproof allows for using it also while taking a shower or a bath
  • Phthalate-free

The Bartender, Miguel
  • Width: 3.6”
  • Length: 7.5”
  • Depth: 2.3”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.75 lb.
  • Non-vibrating model, no batteries required
The Construction Worker, Victor
  • Width: 3.4”
  • Length: 7”
  • Depth: 3.1”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.75 lb.
  • Non-vibrating model, no batteries required
The Fitness Instructor, Darnell
  • Width: 3.8”
  • Length: 7”
  • Depth: 2.4”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.75 lb.
  • Non-vibrating model, no batteries required
The Lawyer, Terrence
  • Insertable length: 6”
  • Width: 3.8”
  • Length: 7.5”
  • Depth: 2.8”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.75 lb.
  • Non-vibrating model, no batteries required
The Mechanic, Andy
  • Width: 3.5”
  • Length: 7”
  • Depth: 3.2”
  • Girth: 1.75”
  • Weight: 0.75 lb.
  • Non-vibrating model, no batteries required
The Professor, Charles
  • Width: 3.1”
  • Length: 7.5”
  • Depth: 2.7”
  • Girth: 1.25”
  • Weight: 0.75 lb.
  • Non-vibrating model, no batteries required
The Nerd, Sheldon Vibrating
  • Width: 4.17”
  • Length: 7.68”
  • Depth: 3.19”
  • Girth: 1.75”
  • Weight: 1.01 lb.
  • 2 AA batteries required (not included)
The Fire Fighter, Kevin Vibrating
  • Width: 3.43”
  • Length: 8.66”
  • Depth: 2.6”
  • Girth: 1.75”
  • Weight: 0.9 lb.
  • 2 AA batteries required (not included)
The Carpenter, Mauricio Vibrating
  • Width: 3.15”
  • Length: 8.07”
  • Depth: 2.76”
  • Girth: 1.75”
  • Weight: 0.75 lb.
  • 2 AA batteries required (not included)
The Pool Man, Alejandro Vibrating
  • Width: 4.17”
  • Length: 7.87”
  • Depth: 2.4”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.77 lb.
  • 2 AA batteries required (not included)
The Architect, Dion Vibrating
  • Width: 3.78”
  • Length: 9.45”
  • Depth: 2.87”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.94 lb.
  • 2 AA batteries required (not included)
The Doctor, Marcus Vibrating
  • Width: 2.72”
  • Length: 8.46”
  • Depth: 3.19”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.7 lb.
  • 2 AA batteries required (not included)
The Plumber, Ricardo Vibrating/Heating
  • Width: 4.17”
  • Length: 8.27”
  • Depth: 2.75”
  • Girth: 1.75”
  • Weight: 0.85 lb.
  • 3 AAA batteries required (not included)
The Detective, Marco Vibrating/Heating
  • Width: 3.54”
  • Length: 8.27”
  • Depth: 3”
  • Girth: 2”
  • Weight: 0.69 lb.
  • 3 AAA batteries required (not included)
The Engineer, Quentin Vibrating/Heating
  • Width: 3.54”
  • Length: 8.27”
  • Depth: 3”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.74 lb.
  • 3 AAA batteries required (not included)
The Musician, Dwayne Vibrating/Heating
  • Width: 3.74”
  • Length: 8.66”
  • Depth: 3”
  • Girth: 1.75”
  • Weight: 0.81 lb.
  • 3 AAA batteries required (not included)

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Christina Verified Purchaser
Aug 28th, 2018
He's kinda too big but he doesn't talk back. Best boyfriend I have ever had!
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Laura Verified Purchaser
Aug 1st, 2018
The item shorts out and was refused a refund because it is no refundable.
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jocquil Verified Purchaser
Jul 14th, 2018
I like it so far but have not fully used it. The remote was kinda confusing but I guess I got the hang of it. Not sure how the warming function work no button for it
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Michele Verified Purchaser
Jul 5th, 2018
Plug in not good needs to be wirless
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Jada Verified Purchaser
Jun 29th, 2018
Dwayne!!!
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3 people found this review helpful
Jerry Verified Purchaser
Apr 28th, 2018
Very thick, so if you like that then by all means. It’s too thick for my liking. The vibration is amazing. I haven’t tried to warm it up yet. The wires get in the way if you want to take it in the shower. I gave it a four because it was a little too stiff and too thick for me.
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Breanna Verified Purchaser
Apr 19th, 2018
The package came already open and was dirty. It looked used. I threw it away and got a refund.
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Larry Verified Purchaser
Jan 20th, 2018
best ever Big OH OH
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3 people found this review helpful
Juliana Verified Purchaser
Jan 12th, 2018
Pachage came open! Do not trust it!
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Christopher Verified Purchaser
Jan 5th, 2018
I got Victor and holy cow is that guy thick.
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