Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon to Great Body Massage. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get a 60-minute full-body massage (a $139.95 value).
- For $89, you get two 60-minute full-body massages (a $279.90 value).
As an added bonus, Groupon customers will receive a bottle of wine from Wine Kitz with the purchase of eight total hours of massage.
The staff at Great Body Massage mollifies muscles, tempers unruly stress, and promotes relaxation with luxurious full-body massages. During the 60-minute treatment, the mitten fillers of a trained tension tamer skate smooth circles and figure eights on the surface of the back, boosting circulation, oxygenating muscles, and promoting peacefulness. After the one-hour pamper session, clients leave the spa's private treatment rooms with a spring in their step and an aria in their nervous system.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: As Seen on TV Inventions
Any inventor can create a life-changing product that would transform the very nature of reality on this planet—if people only knew about it. The best inventions are, by definition, the ones important enough to appear on the most important invention of all: television. Here are just a few new-and-improved examples:
• Easy-to-carry bucket to store and protect cell phone
• The Tender Touch® egg hammer
• The Boo-gie: a microfleece ghost costume with convenient eye holes for lounging around the house on a chilly Halloween
• PawPals Pet Hooks
• A public-domain jukebox—for your car?
• Bay-B-Crate™
• The Am-I-Dreaming? skin-pinching claw
• The Vegetable Stopper!
• Phone number that rids you of unwanted money
• The None-of-Your-Fizzness© soda flattener
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