Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $45, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage with aromatherapy plus a whirlpool bath ($95 value) from Skin Bliss Health & Wellness Spa, located on Wurzbach Road.

Amidst a comfortable, elegant environment, Skin Bliss Health & Wellness Spa's fully licensed therapists carefully customize each of their body buffering services to fit clients' needs. The licensed soothe specialists whisk away lingering knots in the aromatherapy-accented, 60-minute Swedish massage, which uses long, connective strokes and kneading to improve blood flow, stimulate the lymphatic system, relieve physical tension, and melt stress into a puddle of biodegradable papier-mâché. Tension-free transients can further tranquilize and dive for discontinued currency in a 20-minute whirlpool bath.