With laser hair removal and detoxification techniques developed by NASA, Houston’s spa deals definitely do not have a problem. First, technicians will place warmed paddles on the areas you’d like to slim down (hips, thighs, arms, wherever) to target fat deposits with cold-laser technology. The fatty acids and toxins loosened are then supposedly flushed out by whole-body vibration, a technique designed by NASA—yes, NASA. This is good for one year of doctor-supervised laser hair-removal treatments on two medium areas or three small areas. So, you could pair a permanent Brazilian with a full-face treatment, or focus on your underarms, bikini line, and upper lip. (The full list of treatment areas is on the deal page.) I love spray tans, and Darque Tan has two types—Mystic Tan and VersaSpa, whose formulas can supposedly hydrate your skin and smooth fine lines in addition to creating a sun-kissed look. For UV lovers, there are traditional beds, too, in five different intensity levels. The experts here take care of vein problems for you, reducing the appearance of spider veins with minimally invasive sclerotherapy injections. Each session is overseen by two doctors. After you get lash extensions at this studio, you’ll wake up looking like you’re wearing mascara. The techs glue the house-brand synthetic lashes on one by one, making lashes look thicker, longer, and just basically more like Bambi’s.