Poetry would be comprised entirely of haikus and sonnets dedicated to cakes and pastries if poets didn't devour their idyllic subjects before having a chance to write. Today's Groupon says what meter and rhythm cannot: for $5, you get $10 worth of baked goods at 2tarts Bakery in downtown New Braunfels. Known for their decorated cookies and tarts, the two sisters behind 2tarts pride themselves on using only the purest ingredients when breathing doughy life into their baked sweets. Fresh eggs and real butter form a productive pastry partnership when used to make gourmet cupcakes and brownies; check out the in-store menu and nab a funky, hand-decorated cookie ($3), or snarf down a personal cherry and almond tart for $5. 2tarts is open until midnight on Friday and Saturday nights to fulfill late-night sugar cravings instead of calling steamy infomercial hotlines.