What You'll Get
Socially and environmentally responsible stuff is usually expensive - but today’s Groupon makes organic and fair-trade products Walmart-affordable. Kate’s Caring Gifts offers a wide array of high-quality, socially and environmentally responsible products, and is already affordable compared to other organic and fair-trade retailers. Today, for just $20, get a $45 voucher for Kate’s complete selection of organic goods - that’s 55% off! The voucher is good for skin and body care products, chocolate assortments, gourmet teas and jams, earth-friendly, kid-safe children’s toys and games, and much more. Wowee, zowee - what a deal, Howie!
Not only are these products environmentally responsible, using natural, organic ingredients, but Kate goes out of her way to feature socially-responsible products from businesses that are fair to their workers. So you’ll score some major karma points when you use today’s Groupon to buy $45 worth of Kate’s goods like this possible combination: organic blueberry lavender preserves, lavender chamomile honey bubble bath, organic, fair-trade Coconut Chai Black Tea, natural U.S. Maple race-car toy, and vanilla snow body lotion. Alternatively, Mr. Groupon especially recommends the Kate’s gift soaps, and particularly the Chocolate Mint Heart-Shaped Soaps. You could use your $45 Groupon voucher towards that, throw in a Lilliebelle Farms chocolate assortment and a bag of fair trade dark roast coffee and still have a $5 bucks left over to cover most the shipping cost. (Shipping costs vary but your Groupon value may be used toward that expense.) The selection of organic & free-trade items you could get with today’s Groupon just keeps on going….they even have natural pleasure butter, which apparently goes great on bagels, making them significantly more pleasurable than traditional butter.
But seriously folks, buying responsibly is the first step towards living in the world we want to live in. Learn more about Kate’s commitment to environmentally sustainable and worker-friendly products on her FAQ page.
Please note: Groupon’s Surgeon Admiral has placed a disclaimer below listing the possible side effects of using organic products. We had our own Surgeon General until a federal appeals court ordered us to distinguish between our Surgeon Admiral and the U.S. Surgeon General. Well Mr. Judge-face, fine. We don’t need the Surgeon General title anyway for our awesome Admiral to tell everyone the truth…
Side Effects of Organic Products
Improved self-esteem and confidence. Once you begin buying socially and environmentally responsible products that don’t contribute to global warming, worker exploitation, and all that jazz, you’ll feel noticeably better about yourself.
Increased life expectancy by 5-175 years. For real! Some non-organic household products, skin products, and foods introduce cancer-causing toxins into your bloodstream that, over time, can accumulate, causing cancer.
Ability to grow moss as body hair. Much like the Chia Pet, who uses all-organic skin care products, your body will replace those unsightly body hairs with all-natural moss (nature’s hair) once you go organic.
Ability to grow plants from orifices. You’ll never forget flowers on Valentine’s Day again, because there will always be one poking out of your navel. Edible carrot fingers are another bonus.
Laser eyes. Activating your body’s dormant powers of photosynthesis not only helps you grow plants, but also converts excess sunbeam energy into lasers that you can shoot from your eyes. These are not the kinds of lasers that kill people, but are more like laser pointers. Great for PowerPoint presentations, parlor tricks and confusing cats, if not fighting crime.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Groupon can be used towards shipping costs Redeem online at http://www.katescaringgifts.com/ Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.