$35 for a One-Hour Massage at A Kneaded Massage ($70 Value)

A Kneaded Massage

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What You'll Get

Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour massage at A Kneaded Massage, on University Avenue (a $70 value).

At A Kneaded Massage, licensed massage therapist Patsy Ann Dugger eases the stresses and strains of weary muscles with her personalized care, expert execution, and hands. In the one-hour sinew-soothing session, Dugger exercises her specialty of alleviating headaches and lower-back pain, transforming taught, prickly puffer fish into sea-swimmers made of jelly. Clients may choose to manipulate muscles into good health with a pre-natal, therapeutic, relaxation, or stress-reduction massage, or choose to keep jealous skeletons from jumping ship with an orthopedic massage.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Oct 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiples as gifts. By appointment only. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About A Kneaded Massage

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