Like friendly, escapable black holes, the ineluctable pull of hardware stores attracts everyone who lives in a modern structure or appreciates a well-crafted daiquiri. You don’t have to drive to the suburbs for your hardware fix with today’s Groupon to DC-area Ace Hardware Stores. You get $20 worth of blenders, key copies, cable splitters, watch batteries, house paint, and more for $10. Your Groupon is good at Logan Hardware, 5th Street Ace Hardware, Tenleytown Ace Hardware, and Glover Park Hardware for any product and service. Whether your potted plants need special food to survive in your cold basement apartment, or your outdated faucet needs a 21st-century fix, the friendly folks at your local Ace Hardware can lead you to the perfect solution.
Though most people don’t visit hardware stores until 38 light bulbs simultaneously go out, the sturdily constructed walls of your local hardware store hold a smorgasbord of life-simplifying tools and treats, which you can pick up before something breaks for a change. They have everything you need to finally organize your closet or refinish the hand-me-down dinner table you’ve had since you moved out of your parents’ house. You can even pick up a pumpkin for Halloween, plus all the chisels, hacksaws, drills, and power tools you need to carve a monsterpiece. If you only need that circular saw for a day or two (no questions asked), you can rent tools from Ace. Rent dollies and hand trucks for moving your fridge to sweep up, paint, or bask in the electrical warmth behind it.
The moment you step into your neighborhood Ace Hardware, a friendly employee will ask what you’re looking for and deliver the perfect solution. Even if you don’t know what you need, you can describe how your toilet won’t stop flushing to the knowledgeable staff, and they’ll help you find a fix. Ace Hardware’s employees have a perfect thumb-retaining record when it comes to cutting things, from keys to glass, for customers, and their keen wits will sharpen your dull kitchen knives and seamstress shears. Whether you want to do it yourself or peruse an array of decorative housewares for your next hostess gift, Ace Hardware stores have everything you need, and their capable staff will help you find it.
- the store has a lot more than just paint, nails, and tools. I actually find myself coming here to get cleaning supplies, trash bags, light bulbs, and other random supplies. – Beth B.
- This place is fantastic...clean and well organized...Really nice staff as well. – Stephen E.
- Always staffed with happy helpful people who know lots...They always have fun colorful decorative items, too. – Hannah S.
Dream Projects of Your Dreams
Groupon would never dream of telling you which lifelong dream project you should accomplish with your Ace Hardware bounty as long as it’s one of the following:
- pressure-sensitive spring-loaded birdhouse
- homemade robot designed to stop previous homemade robot
- duel purpose cutting board/hover board
- wooden boy
- electrified razor-wire fence to keep out newly teamed-up homemade robot pals
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