Children who wear glasses endure wisecracks including “four-eyes” and “Einstein,” while those with perfect vision bask in compliments such as “two-eyes” and “Oppenheimer.” Sharpen your sight with today's Groupon: for $2,050, you get a consultation and LASIK procedure at Advanced Eye Institute in Houma (a $4,125 value).
With more than 30 years of experience and over 2000 laser procedures under his lab coat, Dr. Quentin Falgoust and his team of eyesight experts enlist the LASIK procedure to quickly and efficiently correct vision impairments. During a 20-minute consultation, Advanced Eye Institute will confirm eyeball eligilbity by investigating peepers for corneal thickness and inappropriate dryness with questions about Old Yeller. If eligible, clients will embark upon the 20-minute procedure a few days later, in which the Allegretto Wave laser system will gently finagle impaired cornea tissue into perfectly sharpened vision vendors, banishing the need for glasses. Though results vary by individual, within one or two days the average LASIK client will be able to see well enough to drive without lenses and detect apparitions without a medium.
Cherieco Commercial Park
268 Corporate Dr.
Houma, Louisiana 70360