Without toes, there would be no way for humans to walk upright or tap Morse code messages to ants. Pamper hardworking digits and soles with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a reflexology session for feet at A.E. Linton Reflexology & Healing Therapies in Midland (a $50 value).

A.E. Linton Reflexology & Healing Therapies’ certified reflexologist, Anne Linton, decreases stress and improves circulation during soothing reflexology sessions. Skilled hands apply firm pressure and manipulate key reflexes on both feet, stimulating the body's natural electrical energy to clear nervous blockages and charge drained batteries. The procedure lasts 45 to 60 minutes and can help normalize metabolisms as well as bolster senses of energy and relaxation. Clients may experience tingling and postsession symptoms such as hunger, sleepiness, and the urge to high-kick in front of strangers.