Smile and frown lines occur naturally through life’s ups and downs, while crow’s-feet are caused by avian Broadway shows performed on facial stages during sleep. Pull the curtain on wrinkles with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one Botox treatment for one of three areas: crow's-feet, frown lines, or forehead at Affordable Botox of Chattanooga on Gunbarrel Road (up to a $300 value).

Board-certified, Dr. Garry Gesualdi personally handles all of Affordable Botox of Chattanooga's prettification procedures, delicately sculpting countenances with minimally invasive techniques. Patients choose one of three areas on which to receive a series of three to five injections, inverting frown lines, smoothing forehead wrinkles, or shooing crow's-feet away from the soul’s windowsills. Each treatment takes about 30 minutes for new patients and 15 minutes for repeat visitors, with the procedure itself lasting two to three minutes, facilitating results that can last for three to four months. Many patients return directly to work afterward, complaining only of some mild discomfort accompanied by a startling rise in air-blown kisses from strangers on the street.

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Dr. Garry Gesualdi has appeared on CBS 12.