What You'll Get
Unlike unclean lyrics, unclean cars rarely get cast in music videos or say anything meaningful enough for grandmas to quote. Boost your ride's appeal with today's Groupon to All Seasons Car Wash & Express Lube in Snellville, which gets you the choice between the following services:
- For $35, you get three gold washes (a $74.85 value).
- For $35, you get a diamond wash and conventional oil and filter change (a $66.90 value).
All Season's full-service washes and Valvoline lube services help keep motorized family members looking and feeling fresh all year long. Retain the value of your car's precious metal exterior by opting for three gold washes ($24.95 per wash), each of which will begin with a thorough bathing of your automobile's outer shell, wheels, and undercarriage to dislodge road grime and peasants. Next, a rust inhibitor will be applied to protect vulnerable areas against oxidation, while a clear-coat protectant and triple clear-coat treatment will leave the car's coat sleek, shiny, and safe from the elements. Once your car's casing is properly scrubbed and shimmered, technicians will hand dry the exterior and door jambs, apply tire dressing, wash the windows, and vacuum and dust the interior. An air freshener will then be added to conjure fond memories of when cars ran on repurposed Christmas trees instead of gasoline.
Customers looking to express a lifelong commitment to their conveyance can opt for the diamond wash (a $39.95 value)—which goes above and beyond the beautifying benefits of gold washes—and a conventional oil and filter service, which includes a 19-point inspection and refreshes cars' parched insides with up to five quarts of premium Valvoline oil and a new filter. In addition to basic exterior cleaning, the diamond wash features interior vinyl and leather trim dressing, a Rain-X complete body treatment, exterior trim dressing (by request only), and hand-sprayed express wax to keep cars glossy and bikini-ready. Adding to your perambulator peace of mind is the knowledge that All Season's gold and diamond washes are covered by a seven-day, hassle-free, rewash guarantee should your ride accidentally re-sully itself within a week.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Additional charge may apply for oversized vehicles. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.