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What You'll Get
The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon to Altadena Dental in Vestavia Hills helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get a cleaning, exam, and digital x-rays (a $138 value).
- For $89, you get one at-home whitening kit (a $300 value).
Dr. Trey Rosdick spic-and-spans patients' teeth in the comfort of a massage chair or sends cuspid-whiteners home with the tools needed to white-wash their own tooth-fences. During a 30- to 45-minute exam, a tooth technician peers into the depths of your oral cavity, searching for signs of uncleanliness, decay, or ancient prophecies written on gum walls. Thorough cleaning sweeps away plaque and tartar before gentle polishing with fluoride paste makes enamel shine brighter than an emerald icicle. Digital x-rays let the staff inspect tooth-roots for underlying issues, and expose your body to up to 90% less radiation than traditional film x-rays.
A home whitening kit peels away layers of coffee, wine, and wallpaper with clear trays worn 30-60 minutes up to twice a day, for an average of two to three weeks. Dr. Rosdick creates customized trays from dental impressions made during your first appointment, and supplies trays and whitening gel within a few days. The trays can be easily applied in the privacy of your own home or in a dramatic silence during your eyewitness testimony.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.