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What You'll Get
Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a one-hour custom massage at Alter Wellness (up to an $80 value). The menu of available massage techniques includes:
- Deep-tissue massage
- Pregnancy massage
- Sports massage
- Swedish massage
- Thai yoga massage
The experienced team of massage therapists at Alter Wellness relaxes and rejuvenates patrons by actuating an arsenal of therapeutic modalities. After a brief discussion of pertinent health information, a skilled therapist soothes beleaguered backs with techniques chosen for each session based on the needs of the client. A deep-tissue massage releases toxins from chronic areas of stress and banishes tension from fatigued frames. A pregnancy massage, which helps moms-to-be with tension release, improved breathing, and the reduction of pain in joints, can mitigate some of the discomforts of pregnancy. Home-run hitters, marathon mavens, and generally active individuals can experience a revivifying full-body victory after a sports massage, which helps to prevent injuries, reduce pain, and increase flexibility. Those looking for a more relaxing experience can opt for the Swedish massage, featuring your choice of lotion or oils combined with a massage aimed at improving body circulation. An adroit massage therapist stretches clients and applies pressure along energy lines to increase flexibility and energy during the Thai yoga massage, which, like the most athletic of violin performances, is performed on a mat on the floor.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About VA Health Massage
Deep-tissue, trigger-point, and Swedish massage are just a few of the modalities that therapists perform at VA Health Massage. They also offer medical massage, a technique designed to treat conditions diagnosed by a medical doctor, which focuses only on injured areas. To further relaxation, any massage can be enhanced with aromatherapy and hot towels or by politely asking all ghosts to leave the room.