What You'll Get
Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon to the Tampa, Palm Harbor, or Riverview locations of Amazing Dry Cleaners. Amazing Dry Cleaning uses powerful solvents and pagan witchcraft to absterge delicate garments vulnerable to damage from such common cleaning methods as soap, water, detergent, and relentless verbal abuse. Stop in any time to erase the squid-ink stains from routine and royal raiments such as pants and slacks ($4.90), shirts ($5.95), men's two-piece suits ($9.45), dresses ($9.10), and more. You may also use your Groupon toward laundry service or wash-and-fold (shirts $1.99, blouses $3.99).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. In-store service only, not valid for delivery. Must be used in 1 visit, no cash back. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.