Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $39, you get one orthodontic exam and two x-rays at Dr. Amy E. Buchler DMD Orthodontics (a $350 value). This Groupon is only valid at the Modesto location. This deal is geared toward determining whether braces or Invisalign are necessary; Groupon buyers continuing as patients with Dr. Buchler will receive $500 toward orthodontic treatments.

Board-certified and a diplomate of the American Board of Orthodontics, Dr. Amy Buchler and her devout staff of mouth menders tend to chompers of all ages, utilizing the latest in orthodontic technology to achieve stunning, straight-edged smiles. To begin, an expert exam scours mouths for leaning tooth towers before a pair of x-rays determines a patient’s need for incisor-aligning treatment.

Although not included with this Groupon, Dr. Buchler offers cutting-edge Invisalign treatment, as well as traditional metal, ceramic, gold, and corncob braces. Revolutionary Damon technology is designed to dramatically reduce discomfort and recovery time for each patient, and Dr. Buchler and her crew readily make themselves available for questions and consultation over fluoride cocktails.