According to a recent survey, people have listed chocolate as their preferred cause of death, followed closely by "money avalanche" and "dangerously high exposure to nudity." Get one foot in the tastiest grave with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of dipped fruit and goodie baskets at Anthony’s Chocolate Dipped Fruit in Latham.

Anthony’s Chocolate Dipped Fruit fends off sugar cravings with a bounty of fresh fruits and berries enveloped in ornamental candy shells. Shoppers can easily compare the confection-covered pros of pineapples, oranges, strawberries, raspberries, and cherries with a 12-piece assortment of chocolate-dipped mixed fruit ($18), and a dozen sizable strawberries ($27), raspberry clusters ($27), or blueberry clusters ($27) flabbergast taste buds accustomed to fruitless bunnies or chocolate-less berries. Individual dipped delights treat hardworking teeth to sweet overtime ($1.25–$2.50 each), along with a skewered granny-smith apple coated first in caramel, then in semisweet chocolate, and finished with a sprinkle of walnuts ($6.95+). A basket laden with 18–20 pieces of naked seasonal fruits rewards the healthy dentition of beloved friends or banana jugglers ($50).