Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon to Anytime Fitness in Carrollton. This Groupon expires on June 10, 2011. Choose between the following options:
- For $34, you get two months of membership and unlimited tanning (up to a $168 value).
- For $54, you get two months of membership, unlimited tanning, and two 30-minute personal-training sessions (up to a $248 value).
Taking a holistic approach to health, Anytime Fitness focuses on helping people make lifestyle changes that include both nutrition and exercise. The facility is open 24 hours a day and maintains around-the-clock security to ensure no vampires may improve their endurance on the wide variety of cardio and resistance equipment. Equipped with individual televisions, the cardio machines have a no-time-limit policy, making the treadmill the perfect place to set up a home office. Fledgling exercisers who opt for two 30-minute personal-training sessions will experience strenuous workouts and learn proper form from an encouraging fitness maven, making a good first impression on the weight equipment that will eventually judge their doctoral thesis.
Tanning beds bronze skin with efficiency that traditional paling beds cannot match, resulting in skin so golden that it gains cash value on the open market. Personal showers and a palpable absence of sweaty ghosts in the locker rooms make the dénouement of an Anytime Fitness workout as pleasant as the climax.
More than 1,100 Facebookers are fans of Anytime Fitness.