Poetry would be entirely composed of haikus and sonnets dedicated to cakes and pastries if poets didn't devour their idyllic subjects before having a chance to write. Today's Groupon says what meter and rhythm cannot: for $6, you get a dozen apple Uglies or a dozen Cheerwine cake slices from Apple Baking Company, located in Salisbury (a $20 value).
Apple Baking Company's signature treat, the Ugly, is a soft, icing-coated pastry that comes blasted in sweet flavors such as apple, blueberry, chocolate chip, raisin honey, or raspberry. With today's deal, mouth mountaineers can explore a dozen apple Uglies' saccharine ridges before powerfully chomping down into their tender, doughy centers. Those looking to paint the town or taste buds red can opt for a dozen slices of cherry-flavored Cheerwine cake, a rich confection made from Cheerwine soda and whose white crème coating sparkles against a red backdrop at parties, backyard barbecues, and Stonecutters Club honorary banquets.
Forward-thinking eaters can buy up to five Groupons and quiet the passive-aggressive pleas of disruptive sweet teeth with 60 succulent treats, and patrons who can't make it to the Salisbury store can order by phone and have the treats delivered to their door (shipping not included with this Groupon).
380 Apple Rd.
Salisbury, North Carolina 28147Get Directions