Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today's Groupon to Ard Working Hands Massage in Albany. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get a one-hour massage (a $60 value).
- For $30, you get a two-hour aloe body wrap (a $65 value).
Licensed massage therapist Kelly Ard tenderizes tense bodies with a range of services that she continuously hones through industry coursework. Amid a zen-like treatment room, complete with a silver-blanketed table and calligraphic accents, recipients of the one-hour rubdown choose from a quintet of styles: Swedish, deep-tissue, pregnancy, or reiki massage. Classic Swedish strokes foster bodily circulation with long, smooth strokes and relaxingly cooed threats to take away arteries' allowances. Alternatively, the deep-tissue massage targets specific pains as Kelly gains entry to layers of ache-hoarding soft tissue. For mommies-to-be and confused storks, the pregnancy kneading caters specifically to the aches caused by carrying an oven bun. Rounding out Kelly's one-hour repertoire, reiki awakens inner-body energies to promote personal relaxation, health, and happiness.
Aloe body wraps supplement Kelly's handiwork while remaining under her relaxing umbrella. The two-hour treatment begins as she slathers an aloe-and-herbal blend across the skin, sheathing it in plastic film to keep the gel moist. Afterward, and especially after several treatments, skin loses inches, appears tighter, and no longer shrieks when it sees a pair of leather hot pants.
220 5th Ave. SW
Albany, Oregon 97321