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What You'll Get
If you've ever sat beside a roaring fire, wishing its flame fingers would reach out and massage your aches and pains away, today's Groupon gives you all the warmth of a fire massage without the uncomfortable burns: for $45, you get one 60-minute hot stone massage at Ascension Wellness Centre, located on Panatella Boulevard.
Licensed massage therapists at Ascension Wellness Centre liberate sore shoulders and stooped backs from freeloading aches and pains in a serene spa environment. Keep daydreaming bodies from floating away with the hot stone massage, an hour-long treatment that places smooth basalt stones of different sizes and weights across the body. Small stones perch lightly on the face and feet, and larger rocks are utilized by therapist for muscle manipulation and the occasional percussive interlude. The igneous discs' heat and soft edges make for smooth saturation into sensitive tissues, releasing muscles from tight knots and gnarly tension.
A relaxing ambience, mellifluous music, and subtle aromatherapy provide a soothing interlude to stressful days. The aura and friendly staff graciously grant clients an escape from days at the office without bribing a mad scientist for time portal passcodes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only; subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice required. May apply value towards upgrade. Must use in 1 visit. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.