In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a 60-minute massage of your choice at Ashley Lynn's (a $65 value). This Groupon is valid at the 78th Street or West Center Road locations.
Ashley Lynn's trained massage therapists work with clients to personalize every massage, engaging directly with patients while avoiding uncomfortable competitive staring contests. Choose from three muscle-melting massages as the basis for your serenity-courting experience. Swedish massage, the most popular form of massage, uses firm pressure to ease muscle tension and improve blood flow. Relaxation massage is its gentler counterpart, designed to soothe your muscles. Deep-tissue massage focuses on realigning deeper layers of muscle and is effective for relieving chronically tense and sore areas of the body. With openings during the day, as well as at night and on weekends, Ashley Lynn's convenient schedule ensures that world-weary wanderers can find time to enjoy the therapeutic benefits of massage.