What You'll Get
Astronauts left behind their rovers to appease moon aliens because they forgot to pack the commemorative Earth shot glasses and miniature spoons. Give your Earth rover the gift of cleanliness with today’s Groupon: for $8, you get a full-service car wash (a $17 value) at AutoSpa. Located just minutes from the Berkshire Mall in Wyomissing, this locally owned business has been scrubbing sedans for 24 years. Skilled buggy bathers will spruce up interiors and uncover the shiny coats of road-weary wagons, chasing out grime for hand-washed annihilation. During each full-service wash, tested techs vacuum the interior–including the trunk or hatch, upon request–before washing the windows with Hanna shammy cloths and erasing the thumb-smeared haikus of wandering poets. The exterior is then hand-dried before the wheels are bathed in cleaner. While sedans purr along to cleansing strokes, drivers can peruse the gift shop, relax in the lounge, or plan a different commute route that doesn’t require gunning it full throttle through the neighbor’s tar pit.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.