Much like yoga’s seven serene chakras, the body experiences seven tranquil steps when massaged: two levels of tension followed by four levels of relaxation and finished with one weeklong om. Practice soulful whispers of contentment with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a 90-minute warm river-stone massage at Back and Bodyworks Chiro Spa in Mustang (a $95 value).

Back and Bodyworks Chiro Spa's licensed massage therapists work to restore well-being and melt away stress with a warm river-stone massage. During the 90-minute treatment, one of these seasoned staffers will glide smooth, toasty river stones over the body to combat muscle fatigue, alleviate joint stiffness, and establish the foundations for a flourishing lotic ecosystem. The heat of the stones penetrates multiple layers of tissue to relieve deep-seated tension as the therapist extracts stress through the honed techniques of muscle manipulation. Musculature-melting takes place within the cozy confines of a private treatment room, where human bodies sink into a downy massage bed made up with sheets softer than sheep after they've grazed on cloud fluff.