$30 for a One-Hour Therapeutic Massage at Balanced Body Massage ($60 Value)

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Massages are no longer the exclusive privilege of pro athletes and the landed gentry, thanks to today’s deal. This Groupon gets you a one-hour therapeutic massage for $30 at Balanced Body Massage, a $60 value. This specialized therapeutic massage is more than just relaxing; Balanced Body uses targeted techniques to treat specific ailments, from physical strains to mental stress.

If you are suffering from nagging aches and pains after a spill in the supermarket pickle aisle, the expert massage therapists at Balanced Body know exactly how to help. Owner and lead massage therapist Deborah Hays Arellano has years of experience mending backs sore from sitting and kneading away lumberjack’s neck. She is trained in a plethora of massage techniques, so you can trust your knots and needs to her tender yet forceful hands. With her meticulous mitts on one side and a heated massage table supporting the other, your ailments will melt away like witches fed milk after midnight.

Booking your massage is as stress-free as the session itself. After you receive and print your Groupon, visit the online booking page and select Therapeutic Massage, 60 Minutes; then choose your preferred therapist, date, and time to reserve your one-hour therapeutic escape.


Yahoo! Local reviewers give Balanced Body Massage 4.5 stars:

  • If you're looking for a professional, relaxing, individualized experience, I would definitely recommend Balanced Body Massage. – elle
  • Deborah is just great. The Place is clean, relaxing, and extremely pleasant. Highly recommended! – Ahaa!

Less Notable Beatles

Massages are great for melting away tension, especially when you bring a friend (or band mate) who you’ve been prickly with lately. If relaxing massages had been more available in 1960s Liverpool, the Beatles probably could’ve taken their own advice to “work it out” and remain a 24-piece ensemble, instead of firing all but four members. Rock historians have painstakingly pieced together what they believe is a list of the early, cast-off members of the Beatles, but as they say, “Tomorrow never knows”:

  • Jorge, Paug, Snog, and Pringle
  • Jom, Porge, Snail, and Jimbo
  • Don, Saul, Lore, and Data
  • Yan, June, Rodge, and Jingle
  • Blog, Snopes, Dogg, and Shinguard

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The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Nov 5, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Balanced Body Massage

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