In the future, microwave-oven robots will rule supreme, forcing all humans and less-powerful convection-oven robots to eat meals in Hot Pocket form. Today's Groupon prepares you to join the culinary resistance. For $25, you get the cooking class of your choice from Baltimore Health Coach located in Ruscombe Mansion (a $50 value). Classes are already scheduled in the coming weeks and many more will be added soon, just like a zompire plague or the slap-bracelet fad's resurgence.

Baltimore Health Coach knows that a person’s time can be just as valuable as his or her health. So bulk up your cookbook with speedy meals by grabbing a seat on April 10 for The 15-Minute Meal System, where you’ll witness six cooking demos followed by an interactive discussion and irresistible tasting. You’ll leave with the recipes and the confidence to prepare any one of the dishes demonstrated by your instructor, plus you'll be free to add your own variations, like toothpick-and-marshmallow satellites or magazine plates to cut down on dishes. Or satisfy your curiosity about a little-known specialty confection at The Raw Chocolate Class on March 27th.

The man behind Baltimore Health Coach, Luke, provides countless people with the confidence they need to graduate from undergrad eating habits. A certified Holistic Health Counselor and Metabolic Typing Specialist, Luke now derives his energy from both the food he consumes and the students he inspires. And while leading classes, he advises that students use amusing voices and pantomime food plays so that everyone gets to know the dishes, and each other. All are encouraged to take advantage of the rare opportunity to meet an abundance of health-conscious folks, since you'll probably be the only ones who survive when the powdered cheese inside most of us finally solidifies. So bring friends or fly solo to make new ones, just be sure you avoid using those cliché cooking puns about how you have the recipe for spatula.

Reviews

Google Mappers and one Yelper give the Baltimore Health Coach five stars, the business's all-stars offer testimonials, and the Baltimore Food Examiner interviewed founder Lucas Seipp-Williams:

• The Baltimore Health Coach's methods of teaching nutrition are gentle and effective. They allow the student to learn over time how to incorporate new ingredients and better ways of cooking into his/her life. The methodology is practical and efficient and…allows one to effectively learn how to tackle fears and obstacles. – Kristin, Google Maps
• The Baltimore Health Coaches really have their act together…If you are an experienced cook or a newbie in the kitchen, Richele will give you the tools to create healthy, beautiful meals. – Helen, Google Maps
• Baltimore Health Coach Lucas Seipp-Williams helps busy people create all-day energy, achieve ideal weight, and resolve health issues. His clients learn how to quickly cook healthy, delicious meals. – Renee Libby, Baltimore Food Examiner