When a man gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse;" when a dog gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse” because only humans can speak and they naturally define all terms in relation to themselves. Give your canine comrades what they’d ask for if they could with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of dog treats and gifts at Canine Café.

Canine Café satisfies domesticated darlings with muzzle-pleasing comestibles that are largely all-natural, hypoallergenic, preservative-free, and made with human-grade ingredients. Decadent dog biscuits and cookies were designed with the input of veterinarians and are free of salts, sugars, dyes, and fillers. Reward well-behaved tail waggers for loyally not revealing poker hands with such delicacies as pumpkin-cinnamon twists ($4.99) and peanut-butter breath mints ($4.95). Take the canine team out for a postfetch meal of crispy pizza treats topped with pureed tomatoes and herbs and sprinkled with low-fat shredded parmesan cheese ($10.95 for 12).

For fancier affairs, the personalized dog-bone cake ($23) offers an eye-catching centerpiece for an upcoming birthday party or obedience-school reunion. Dog owners can also treat their four-legged party guests with festive party hats ($5 each) and favor bags ($4 each) overflowing with pizza treats, Barbara-que ribs, peanut-butter-carob swirls, teddy-bear cookies, and breath mints.