While the convenience of a donkey-riding barista in your kitchen coffee cabinet is undeniable, the soaring price of Donkey Chow has made a personalized cup of joe an over-indulgent luxury. Today's Groupon puts affordable morning brews back in the home with $25 worth of coffee from Barista de Casa for $10. The aromatic blends are speedily delivered to your door with no shipping fee. Shop online for freshly roasted bean varieties that invigorate the sleepy mind more than the thrill of hibernation.
Tastier than downloading coffee to your computer's mocha-addicted hard drive, ordering coffee online is a secure way to ensure delicious java. The adorable bullets of caffeine aren’t roasted until after you order, so they’re shipped to you at optimum freshness. Barista de Casa specializes in roasting its coffees at a full city roast that traps the flavorful oils and preserves them for your home drinking enjoyment. Pass on expensive coffee-shop prices with a do-it-yourself selection of international blends such as the robust Kenya AA with a hint of chocolate overtones ($5.50 per half pound) and the classic Colombian Excelso ($6 per half pound). You can even customize your caffeine consumption with the mild-mannered Half-Caf Colombian Blend ($6 per half pound).
Just like local banks and sidewalks, coffee chains are difficult to come by these days. By the time you find one right next to your house, the idea of paying full price for a hot mug of morning comfort seems like utter tomfoolery. Brew your own fresh beans and breathe in the savory coffee fragrances that attach themselves to your dog's eyebrows.