Without massages, weary muscles would act of their own childish accord, issuing charley horses at random and ding-dong ditching unsuspecting neighbors. Keep errant muscles in line with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a traditional 60-minute massage at Bellissima Salon and Spa (a $70 value).

Bedecked with plush furniture and stone-tinged accents, Bellissima transports tuckered-out bodies to more serene headspaces with its resort-style massages, issued by fully licensed massage therapists. Owners of sore contractile tissue reap the benefits of a 60-minute traditional massage, which eases tension and unties complicated subdermal sailor knots. Part the pea soup with a moment of clarity that will live beyond your visit to Bellisima. Use your newfound clearheadedness and rubberized being to achieve higher productivity, contagiously relax those around you, or finally beat Galaga. Before you levitate home, make sure to snag a complimentary baked good to fuel every errand and espionage mission on your to-do list.