What You'll Get
Because muscles are more or less the skeleton's suspenders, overly tense tissues should be treated to avoid pelvises being hoisted up to the eyebrows. Relieve internal bunching with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a 90-minute massage at Blissful Massage Therapy in Apple Valley (an $88.50 value).
Blissful Massage Therapy's Erin Langer caters to owners of noncompliant muscles with four styles of massage, each served in 90-minute doses and customized to meet defined demands. Soothing music invites relaxation to the bodywork table as clients present goals and problem spots to Langer's experienced mitts. General massages spin steel-wooly fibers into flowing silken tissues, warding off sleeplessness and high blood pressure caused by visits from a Grimm villain. For those looking to drive out discomfort associated with carrying a watermelon while whittling a teddy bear out of soap, the prenatal massage gently wiggles away said pregnancy woes and more. During Swedish and relaxation massages, palms gradually compress muscles to eliminate toxins, mash hidden potatoes, and boost circulation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. 12 hour cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Must have parental consent if under 18. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.