Some washing machines rotate at the inverse velocity of time, creating tiny wormholes just large enough to transport a single sock into another dimension. Keep garments clean and in this universe with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of wash and fold services at Blue Angel Laundry.

Checkered floors, red counters, and stools form Blue Angel Laundry's stylishly retro shell, which is filled with flat-screen TVs and new, silver whirring machines to ensure that customers have comfortable and satisfactory experiences. The business's wash and dry services help patrons get pounds of soiled clothing back in tip-top shape without having to devote an afternoon to laundry chores or training the strongest office monkey. Simply drop off your tired threads at Blue Angel, and they'll be cleansed and ready for pickup the very next day. Blue Angel can even take care of unruly comforters that hide under the sheets every time it’s bath time. For items that don't need folding, Blue Angel will gladly put them on a hanger. Wash and fold services start at $0.99 per pound, with a 15-pound minimum. Comforter services start at $16.

Though Blue Angel Laundry currently offers 10% off wash and dry services to new customers (20-pound minimum), this Groupon is still a better deal.