Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Stay above suspicion with today's Groupon: for $499, you get four sessions of SmoothShapes cellulite-reducing treatment at Body Allure (a $1,200 value).
With more than 20 years of experience between them as practicing physicians, brothers Drs. Michael and Steve Samuel restructure cellulite-dimpled skin in comfortable 20-minute sessions using noninvasive, FDA-approved SmoothShapes lasers. As a vacuum massage and rollers help blood circulate, a pair of class-four lasers divide the work of exposing and liquefying the lumpy fat that clings to subcutaneous cells like a secret agent gripping the side of a night train to Vienna. This Groupon provides four out of the recommended program of eight twice-weekly sessions, which rebuild and re-firm areas afflicted with unwanted bump mapping. Torsos and limbs can remain as smooth as an unruffled feather for up to eight months without extra maintenance.
Dr. Michael Samuel and Dr. Steve Samuel at Body Allure refine the human form with a three-pronged approach. Their diet programs help reduce cravings and chase away pounds, and their wellness programs recalibrate unbalanced hormone levels and address the needs of the adrenal glands. Among their beauty treatments, fat-fighting injections help patients fit into their most revealing lederhosen, and SmoothShapes lasers diminish the appearance of cellulite.
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