Humans often pick up harmful toxins unknowingly through processed food, air pollution, and seemingly harmless nuzzles from lead-plated kittens. Purge your system of uninvited guests with today's Groupon: for $22, you get one body-detoxification service at Body Awareness Center on the East Side (a $45 value). Choose from an infrared sauna session, an ozone steam-therapy session, or an ionic foot bath. Groupon users also get 20% off any additional products or services at the time of their appointment.

Shrouded in a Zen-like aura of cool greenery and bamboo, Body Awareness Center soothes clients with myriad holistic-health therapies and detoxification services. Each of the three treatments form binding commitments to relieve pain, promote weight loss, improve joint stiffness, and reduce stress in one decompressive sitting. The infrared sauna cajoles heat into delving inches below the skin's surface, raising core body temperatures that increase blood circulation without expensive running shoes. Ionic foot baths purge toxins through the body’s base, while the ozone steam therapy speeds up body chemical processes that spawn healthy cells and opulent China patterns.