Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science- project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour massage (a $75 value) at Body's Kneaded. This deal is only valid at its Jamestown location. Call to schedule an appointment.

Each Body's Kneaded one-hour massage is customized to relieve individual aches and pains. Lie back inside the quiet and comfortable studio, as soft music provides a beat for stress particles to dance into oblivion. Skilled therapists draw from a tension-taming arsenal of massage techniques, such as trigger-point therapy and ashiatsu foot massage, in which therapists balance above patients and use their feet to dropkick muscle pain. A 60-minute sports massage prepares athletes for peak performance, whereas pregnancy massages soothe sciatic-nerve owners with tiny soccer players inside. Applying a combination of essential oils and heat therapy loosens knots organically, leaving bodies limp with relaxation. No matter what treatment you receive, you'll leave the Body's Kneaded premises with your muscular fibers singing as harmoniously as a barbershop quartet, instead of screeching like the lead singer in a Norwegian death-metal barbershop quartet.

Valid for new clients only.

Reviews

Though it hasn't been reviewed much, Body's Kneaded was named Best Massage Therapist in 2009 by Yes Weekly.