1) Humankind has been eating meat for years; proving our continued dominance in the millennia-old squirt gun fight with farm animals. Savor victory with today's Groupon: 2) Fresh cuts of meat, like rebellious teenagers, like to ride on the inside of grocery carts and are subject to Dad's frequent grillings. Roast rebellious roasts with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of meats and groceries at Boone's Butcher Shop in Bardstown.

Boone's Butcher Shop cures, cuts, and packages fresh meat daily, stuffing the grocery bags of eager carnivores with an array of fresh beef, pork, lamb, game, and sausages. In addition to custom-processing its patrons' catch, since 1946 the shop has cooked up its own savory concoctions, including homemade breakfast sausages ($2.39/lb.), and a bucket of house-made chicken salad ($19.25) for watering houseplants. With Boone's "Pick Five" deal ($19.99), customers can choose five items from the more than 80 selections in the store. Link together links of homemade bratwurst ($3.79/lb.) and Italian sausage ($3.79/lb.) to form a delicious waist-belt along with five-pound packages of hamburger patties ($15.95) that come in your choice of five sizes, to coincide with varied bun shapes and ketchup designs.