Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a one-hour Swedish massage (a $75 value), an additional hot-stone, aromatherapy, or harmony-point balancing treatment (a $15 value), and a 30-day wellness pass at Breathe Massage & Wellness in Hampton (a $90 total value).

The certified massage therapists at Breathe Massage & Wellness pair body pampering services with holistic care that strives to calm minds as much as muscles. Healing hands eject the layers of stress with the sweeping strokes of a Swedish massage, which send waves of relaxation sweeping across the neck, shoulders, and back area. Patrons select from a trio of soothing enhancements to deepen their relief. Tight muscles and tense knots release their grip when urged by the emanating warmth of heated stones placed upon the body's energy centers, and essential oils brainwash olfactory glands into thinking they're constantly smelling fresh laundry and receiving compliments on their nose hairs during aromatherapy time. Harmony-point balancing places pressure on precise locations throughout the body tied to specific wellness goals.

Clients wander into Breathe Massage & Wellness's upstairs massage studio, a space decorated like a home to place guests at ease and painted in soothing colors to inspire relaxation. With the 30-day wellness pass, customers will enjoy a 30% discount on other services, including sinus treatments for congested noses, moisture-enriched massages for struggling skin, and foot reflexology for mis-sized flip-flops.