Jump to Scientific Rationale for Laser Hair Removal

Today, we’re pleased to bring one of our most popular nationwide deals to Seattle: three laser hair removal treatments for just $185. This BriteSmile service will get rid of all the unsightly hair polluting your otherwise perfect body good on the following hair-laden areas:

• Women: under arms, bikini line, chin, upper lip
• Men: Back of neck, front of neck, shoulders, vestigial tail

Treatments can take as little as five minutes or up to an hour, depending on the surface area of the region undergoing treatment. After a preliminary consultation session, each laser session removes all hairs in the growing stage. Since not all hairs are in this stage at the same time, you can expect to see around a 20% reduction in hair after each treatment. The total number of treatments needed for a fully hairless look ranges from three to six, depending on your hair and skin type; buy multiple Groupons and use them in any combination. The friendly staff at BriteSmile is happy to advise how many treatments you might need—and you can always move on to another area if you lose hair faster than expected.

Snag this Groupon today and head to any of BriteSmile’s three Seattle area locations: Tukwila, Lynnwood, and Redmond. If you’re someone who has dreamt about getting rid of unwanted hair forever, this is your chance.

Toss your razor, wax, Nair, and hair-plucking servant in the trash. After centuries of humans misusing lasers for evil, BriteSmile’s advanced laser technology has finally harnessed the power of lasers for what the laser gods intended: stopping hair follicle growth. It’s a fast, safe, and effective method for removing hair forever. Here’s a video demonstration of what your laser hair-removal treatment will look and sound like:

Scientific Rationale for Laser Hair Removal

An exhaustive study comparing Nordic people living in Nordic countries to Nordic people living near the equator concluded that Nordic people living in Nordic countries were 18% taller than Nordic people living near the equator. While scientists initially proposed many theories explaining the discrepancy in height (feeding Nordics is outlawed by equatorial dictators, Nordic Nordics spend significant time on stretching racks, etc.), they settled on a collective gut feeling that heat inhibits growth. Not wanting to let their newfound knowledge go to waste, the scientists figured out how to apply this concept to a consumer-friendly model: laser hair removal.