What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $60 value) at the treatment center of Bruce Schaefer, LMT.
A member of the Pain Society of Oregon, licensed massage therapist Bruce Schaefer (OBMT certification #15180) subdues muscle pain through muscle-melting massages. Bruce begins by assessing the causes of each client's pain to determine if it derives from poor posture, poor badminton form, or belly flopping into a frozen pool. After choosing the Swedish or deep-tissue modality, guests can ponder the cosmos as the professional massage therapist evaporates gallons of stress held in the corporeal structure. Massage therapy can help mitigate the severity of several afflictions, such as neck pain, insomnia, tennis elbow, Aspartame face, and carpal tunnel syndrome.
Although there aren't many online reviews for Bruce Schaefer, here's what clients are saying about him in online testimonials:
- Bruce is an exceptional massage therapist. He is very knowledgeable, professional and consistent. – Tina Kerrigan
- Massage sessions with Bruce Schaefer are the highlight of my week or month. He's been able to alleviate sudden-onset pains, as well as help me make progress with ongoing issues. – Gina Psaki
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.