Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $45, you get a massage and floatation therapy at Buoyance, located in Huntersville (a $110 value). Buoyance lifts anxiety via aquatic means and massage therapy, filling landlubbers with a feeling of deep-sea tranquility. Following a 30-minute massage, customers can levitate for an hour in the 8.2' x 4.6' Oasis tank, which is packed with nearly 1,000 pounds of Dead Sea salts to effect easy floatation. The curbing of distractions coupled with partial immersion in water can mitigate the negative effects of chronic pain, sleep deprivation, and various mental and physical roadblocks while imparting the ethereal sensation of living in a world where gravity can't stop you from jumping into the sun.