What You'll Get
For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Relax without a crispy crust thanks to today's deal: for $42, you get a 60-minute deep-tissue massage (an $85 value) at Canary Orchid Retreat in Falls Church.
Canary Orchid Retreat employs five fingertastic massage therapists, each with at least 500 hours of massage-therapy training and certifications under their collective belt. Deep-tissue massages utilize firm pressure to smooth out knots and focus on trouble areas while ridding the body of accumulated stress and peanut-butter deposits. The deep-tissue technique is best for patients who have had previous massages and would like their massage therapist to spelunk a little deeper into their back cave for the ache monsters buried deep within. After the soothing, therapeutic massage at Canary Orchid Retreat, you'll leave the premises with your muscular fibers singing as harmoniously as a barbershop quartet, instead of screeching like the lead singer of a Norwegian death-metal barbershop quartet.
Reviews
Nine Yelpers give Canary Orchid Retreat an average of 3.5 stars. Five Yahoo! Locals give it an average of 3.5 stars as well, and three Insider Pagers give it a three-star average.
- The massage was great, all my kinks were worked out. – HM W., Yelp
- …the one thing I love about Canary Orchid is that they treat me with great respect, never push me, yet always invite me to tell them if something isn't right during the massage (pressure, heat, background music, etc). I love this place! – SaturdayStacy, Yahoo! Local
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. New customers only. Not valid with other offers. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Canary Orchid Retreat
Canary Orchid Retreat boasts an accredited staff of certified massage therapists equipped with at least 500 hours of training and both Virginia Board of Nursing and Fairfax County massage-therapist permits. Armed with knowledge and super muscular fingers, the therapists employ various strokes and manipulations to untangle muscle knots and remove tension from the body. Massage modalities range from hot-stone therapy and deep-tissue massage to a Hawaiian therapeutic massage, lomilomi, which combines mind, body, and spirit to the beat of tribal rhythms. Other indulgent treatments include reflexology, sea-salt body scrubs, and mint foot soaks.