Contrary to popular belief, boats are actually much safer than cars, which inexplicably sink every time you drive them on water. Take a proper water road ride with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour luxury boat rental for up to 12 passengers from Captain Mike Fink’s Marina, located in Lake Ozark (a $70 value).
Captain Mike Fink’s Marina offers flotation deficient day-trippers an assortment of buoyant boating options. Tour the Lake of the Ozarks aboard the luxurious 26-foot Tritoon, which boasts 115 horsepower and room for renters to bring their favorite intramural football team. Aspiring splashers can earn their water wings by wading into one of the healthiest lakes in the country, while more guarded aqua admirers sun themselves or respectfully curtsy on the bow of the boat. Located near the historic Bagnell Dam and multiple waterside dining options, fortunate floaters can make a day of the watery excursion. Gas, oil, and tax are not included with the purchase of this Groupon, and a $300 damage deposit is required to guard against schooner scars and water-borne papercuts. Maiden mariners born after January 1, 1984, are required to saturate sponge-like brains through the completion of an online boater safety course with completion verification being shown at time of rental.
Captain Mike Fink's Marina & Party Cove Watercraft Rentals
Captain Mike Fink's Marina & Party Cove Watercraft Rentals’ friendly crew of youthful staff are well-versed in the art of boating and helps guests sprout their sea legs with a well-maintained fleet of rental boats, jet skis, and Sea Ray cruisers. Nestled alongside the fish-filled waters of Lake of the Ozarks, the marina serves as a jumping-off point from which nascent captains can pilot their buoyant steeds out onto the serene lake to partake in sun-bathed revelry at the world-famous Party Cove. Wonder at the scenery, enjoy a picnic while dropping anchor in a deserted cove, play on a Super Fun Mat, swim, catch a record fish, or partake of the many restaurants and entertainment facilities that dot the shoreline. A day on the water creates lasting memories.