Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a soundproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the White House. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with presidential seals with today’s Groupon to Central Place Skin Care Salon in Saugus. Choose from the following options:

• For $85, you get a Relaxation Vacation package, which includes a one-hour massage, half-hour Reiki treatment, and a European facial (a $170 value).
• For $90, you get a Spring Special package, which includes a pumpkin and pumice body polish, a bikini wax, microdermabrasion, and an airbrush tan (up to a $180 value).
• For $49, you get a Night on the Town package, which includes a Red Carpet Facial and eyebrow makeover (a $94 value).

Central Place Skin Care Salon combines a bevy of spa packages with a candlelit, Victorian atmosphere to craft rejuvenating and beautifying spa experiences. During the Relaxation Vacation package, a one-hour massage mollifies muscles by employing Swedish techniques and emotional blackmailing to coax bodily tension into quietly leaving. Then, a half-hour Reiki treatment utilizes ancient techniques of manual energy direction, designed to instill a full-body sense of wellbeing. Finally, a customized European facial pampers weary countenances with facial steaming and exfoliation, face and décolleté massage, and a nourishing mask to battle skin flaws while concealing secret identities.

Those opting for the Spring Special begin their spa adventure with a pumpkin and pumice body polish to shed scaly skin and nourish a soft, smooth exterior. Then, Central Place's airbrush tanning mavens gild exteriors in a choice of medium or dark solutions, each containing a number of skin-friendly, anti-aging ingredients for a more effective way to resist time than refusing to take off your prom dress. The microdermabrasion session sloughs off dead skin for quick facial freshening, and the waxing treatment offers a choice of regular, French-, or Brazilian-style bikini wax, banishing unwanted bristles with top-notch European hard wax in preparation for beach season.

Meanwhile, customers who choose the Night on the Town package can contour their face's mountain ranges in time for a special event. After eyebrows are elegantly shaped using a waxing treatment, the Red Carpet facial will hydrate and firm flesh emoticons using targeted, LED light that boosts collagen production and prepares faces for defense against aggressive paparazzi.

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