What You'll Get
Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour therapeutic medical massage at Cevene Care Clinic (a $60 value).
Cevene Care Clinic's team of doctors and physical therapists helps to relieve pain with relaxing massages guided by medical expertise. Prior to the massage session, patients undergo a complimentary 15-minute health assessment during which one of the doctors determines the type of massage best suited to their specific aches and number of years of interrupted sleep due to pain and discomfort from sleeping on a bed of ping-pong balls. The one-hour massage treatment then begins, subjecting muscular knots and mind-tormenting tensions to a customized bevy of strokes and kneading that help to melt away cramps and anxieties. Massage aids not only in reducing stress, but also stimulates the flow of blood to particularly worked-up areas and promotes muscular flexibility for athletes, everyday professionals, and professional Gumby impersonators.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Complimentary health assessment required prior to massage. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Cevene Care Clinic
Cevene Care Clinic’s team of experienced doctors and specialists strives to alleviate aches and ailments with an approach to health that emphasizes the manifold connections between body and mind. The clinic is separated into four distinct divisions—pain management, immediate care, general practice, and chiropractic care—to ensure that clients receive treatments customized to their particular health-care needs. A physiatrist and an osteopathic physician work alongside medical doctors within these divisions, sharing their knowledge with clients as well as with each other to arrive at custom treatment solutions. These solutions may combine a number of services from the clinic’s expansive menu, such as general-practice medicine, neurology, massage therapy, and laser therapy to keep tobacco cravings and Stormtroopers at bay.