Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most second-graders. Learn to understand back-based bliss with today's Groupon to Chagrin Valley Wellness Center in Beachwood:

• For $30, you get a 45-minute relaxation massage (a $60 value).
• For $70, you get a 75-minute hot stone massage (a $125 value).

Chagrin Valley Wellness Center’s masters of muscle manipulation expunge tension from tuckered out tendons with much needed kneadings. Banish work-related stress from sinews with the signature relaxation massage, a full-body chirapsia that utilizes long sweeping strokes to comprehensively gelatinize epidermal edifices into billowy barrels of freshly-churned butter. The hot-stone massage bakes away anxiety from burdened backs with a unique combination of Swedish massage and an ancient stone positioning technique. Rich oils loosen up tense tissue before a licensed practitioner strategically places balmy basalt orbs to induce deep relaxation and re-create small-scale replicas of ancient druidic ruins. Pamper outer surfaces to increase inner calmness with today’s deal to reverse the effects of long days at the office and executive-level tickle fights.

Reviews

CityVoters placed Chagrin Valley Wellness Center in third place for best massage in 2008. While reviews are still growing, clients rave about their massages in online testimonials.

• First of all it is very relaxing from the moment one walks in; second the massage therapy loosens and relaxes the muscles and mind; third the welcoming, courtesy and respect that is shown is outstanding. – Sam
• After my first session with Dennis last year I noticed an incredible difference not only with posture but pain and discomfort relief. – Tracie Zamiska