What You'll Get
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's deal: for $40, you get a rejuvenating massage (an $80 value) at ChakraBody Fusion on College Street in Iowa City. Through services that incorporate yoga and massage, ChakraBody Fusion encourages bodies and minds to renew their faltering friendships. During a revitalizing rubdown known as Rejuvessage, a licensed massage therapist will tap tender reflexology points on the hands and feet, soothe the scalp with fragrant oils, and knead knotted core muscles to engage each of the body's seven chakras. Before the therapist applies a gently vibrating singing bowl to the mid-back to stimulate the heart chakra, the client will be encouraged to expunge negative thoughts and maleficent toxins by visualizing a warm, glowing light or the face of Morgan Freeman. The one-hour treatment relieves pain, deepens the breath, drains the lymphatic system, and can have an impact on the nervous system equivalent to three hours of sound sleep.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 12, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Valid only for rejuvenating massage. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.