A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $60, you get custom whitening trays, a check-up, and an Oral B Vitality Floss Action Brush at Cherry Hill Dentistry (a $551 total value).

In business for more than 30 years, Cherry Hill Dentistry provides personalized dental care and cosmetic dental procedures. After a 30-minute check-up, doctors Jerry Kroeger, D.D.S., and Tanya Kroeger, D.D.S., will outfit mouths with custom whitening trays (a $531 value) to brighten dimly lit smiles with the power of 10 florescent bulbs, but with less overhead buzzing. Custom whitening trays are usually available for pick-up around three business days after your appointment. And just like any successful marriage or business transaction, the dental experience ends with the gift of a high-powered electric toothbrush (a $20 value).