Though it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon to Chimaera Massage in Norman. Choose from the following options:

• For $25, you get your choice of a one-hour Swedish massage or a one-hour deep-tissue massage, each including customizable aromatics (a $60 total value).
• For $69, you get a full-body exfoliating scrub (a $60 value) and seaweed wrap (a $80 value), including customizable skin treatments (a $140 total value).

During 60-minutes of kneady bliss at Chimaera Massage, one of the studio's experienced therapists will soothe the worries from the nooks of muscles and the crooks of connective tissues. In a full-body Swedish massage, light- to medium-pressure kneading stimulates the lymphatic system, relieves physical tension, and melts stress into a puddle of biodegradable papier-mâché. The deep-tissue massage delves beyond surface tension to ameliorate distraught muscles with direct pressure and friction on the muscle grain. Chimaera Massage's therapists allow customers to customize the sunflower, apricot, and sweet almond massage oils with healthful aromatics, including bergamot, chamomile, lavender, and the distilled fragrance of fruitful topsoil.

Alternately, the 90- to 100-minute exfoliating scrub and seaweed wrap commences with a full body buff, using a ginger-infused blend of scouring sugars and assuaging oils. After discarding dead skin cells, patrons unfurl atop a heated table to absorb an application of algae or seaweed salve. Individualized essential oils treat temperamental skin: tea tree for acne, lemon for greasiness, or peppermint for passive-aggressiveness. A cozy, compressed cocoon layers stretchy polyurethane, sheets, blankets, and a heat-reflective cover to facilitate detoxification and skin-silkification. After emerging from seclusion like the majestic butterfly bat, patrons steam clean beneath heated towels and flap off glowingly into the night.