A fine chocolate cake is like a fine wine: full-flavored, delicately structured, and inadvisable to consume while operating a Segway. Sample dangerously distracting desserts with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of delivered cakes, cookies, brownies, and more from Chocolate Bakery. Orders are completed online for this deal. Standard shipping charges ($7.50–$25) apply; this Groupon is not valid for use toward shipping. There is an extra $5 cooling-packet charge for deliveries in the months of June through September.
Chocolate Bakery delivers delectable desserts straight to its customers' doorsteps, sparing them the hassle of ordering a clown pie-in-the-face telegram. Chocolate Bakery’s shipping is completed the next day for all orders received by 6:00 p.m. EST. Customers can sample a wide range of tasty desserts priced under $40, including coconut-macaroon cookies ($30), a giant chocolate-filled chocolate-chip birthday cookie ($35), and a rocky-road cake ($35). Just like parking tickets, each cake can be personalized at no extra cost, allowing customers to obtain a memorable, crowd-wowing treat for upcoming birthdays, Father's Days, and Bloomsdays. All cakes are crafted by a talented crew of pastry chefs led by owner Judy Parks and her 28 years of experience.
Most people know that the way to an iguana's heart is through its stomach, but it is useful to remember that human stomachs can be reached through the mouth, nose, eyes, and—if it's an emergency—the number written on the refrigerator's dry-erase board. Woo hearts and soothe sweet teeth with today’s Groupon to Chocolate Bakery.