What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of bodily bliss with today's Groupon: for $49, you get one 90-minute rolfing-massage treatment from Christopher Horan (a $120 value).
Specializing in soothing chronic pain, rehabilitating musculoskeletal injuries, and improving overall well being, Christopher Horan works to realign joints, ease furious nerves, and restore posture to proper condition. Rolfing mends the malfunctioning segments of the human anatomy through the deep, gentle massaging of connective tissue, correcting joint alignment and easing aches. The 90-minute session begins with a detailed examination of your health history before your y- axis receives a hands-on recalibration. Clients recline on a bed for the procedure and are sometimes asked to participate through movement, encouraging more active engagement than receiving a typical massage or wrestling a strand of cooked pasta. Crippled with chronic elbow pain after an injury, Christopher Horan underwent rolfing to restore a pang-free range of motion and found it effective enough to devote his life to its practice. While Groupon users may notice improvements after one visit, rolfing typically requires multiple visits to fully repair glitchy frames. See the site for notes on appropriate attire, and call to schedule your appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Cancellation policy applies. New clients only. Valid only for listed service. Must use in 1 visit. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.